Joe was about ready to go with SWIPE LEFT for his campaign slogan, until he found out it meant delete! The campaign is starting to look shovel ready, and it’s this cone of uncertainty that has the Apple tribe so worried. Uncle Otis explains.
They let us take out the News Canoe to go catch up with The Modern Man. Turns out, he likes Artificial Intelligence way more than the real thing. And then there's memory foam, he just can’t get enough. Uncle Otis explains.
In a Swing State, you can come home covered in glitter and it's OK. It's a place where "party of 2" has turned into "first available." Throw in some hoop earrings and you've got a hot mess on your hands. Uncle Otis explains.
Gender Neutral Barbie and Popeye the Sailor share a toy box together. When Barbie confided in Popeye about having been double dipped, Popeye, hoping to help clear the fog, whipped out his brand statement, "I yam what I yam." Clarity! Uncle Otisexplains.
Uncle Otis comes up with a copy of a letter young Hunter MIGHT have written to his daddy after all the Moose & Squirrel news broke. There are lots of surprises. But, we're relieved to learn that little Hunter was only in Ukraine for the nachos, cabbage and potato, a world's favorite it seems. Shakedown? What shakedown? Uncle Otis explains.
Highball Time with Uncle Otis delivers cartoon-length social commentary that “finishes off what’s left of political correctness for a grateful nation.” With this 10pt buck from Texas, masculinity rides shotgun, not in the back seat.
Cultural Observer/Social Gadfly/National Treasure: If you’re going to be looking for a Welcome Kit in the mail after listening, Uncle Otis is probably not your guy. Think of it like an AOL Weekend for the Apple crowd.
You probably won’t get fired for listening to Uncle Otis. That’s what the nose and glasses are for. Thanks for letting Uncle Otis into your home today; that almost never happens. Slower listeners keep right